c00tiebreath:

iujoy:

fruitcult:

awwdorables:

French Bulldog argues bedtime

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

@ghostsgf

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

coolxatu:

whaleinwhite:

youmattered:

comfydummy:

adls-xxx:

theradiant-child:

whyyoustabbedme:

Black guys have a different type of sawce

And his laces came untied lol

I just love it 😍

it-mii:

pancakeruby:

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

If this ain’t me

dunmertitty:

Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

But strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

• i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

fat-grrrl:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

CHYES so yes

thehoosh:

automatic-caution-door:

this is cute

whitticus:

anyway big congrats to john overwatch